Got from ~TheCoalMineCanary. Anyway, all you gotta do is do whatever the Q says and list the first thing that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Whitney needs Jesus!"
...Well, I am Catholic...

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "This is what the name 'Whitney' looks like in Japanese:."
OMG! I love Japanese and I want to learn it and Chinese one day!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "REMEMBER WHAT WHITNEY SAYS -- CRACK IS WACK."
Yes indeed!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "WHITNEY WANTS NO OFFICE."
Uh... okay...

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "whitney does a shot onstage."
Okaaaayyy.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Whitney would like to have children someday. (edit). Whitney's zodiac sign is Pisces. (edit). Whitney hates it when guys wear sneakers with tuxedos."
Uh... okay with the children part, and... WHOA! My sign IS Pisces! And, uh... no comment on th last one there.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "'What do we want to do?' Whitney asks, foolishly assuming that they will have any free time."
Lol, sounds exactly like me! Lmao.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Whitney Goes Back In The Studio Today"
Lol, all my stuff is about Whitney Houston. And my mom said that she chose the name Whitney for me when I was born because it sounded nice and because she liked the singer... O.o Isn't that weird...?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Whitney likes chocolate..."
Yes. As a matter of fact, I do.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "I for one am interested in hearing about what Whitney eats, drinks, listens to, etc."
...No comment.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "In Lisa Love's office, Whitney wears a bubble top and Lauren places a pink scarf over her black top."
...A bubble top? What's that?

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "WHITNEY was arrested on July 2, 2003, at the Budget Suites hotel on 2219 N."
...I was? But I've never even been there!